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Stumpy the Dolphin has an accident... and gets wound up in the national fall of the press

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stumpfucker

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (1)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (2)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (3,4)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la) (5,6,7,8)

aaiiiiiiiiiii!
she was a great big beautiful girl
great big beautiful girl
She was a friend of (stump)
Friend of Annie (fucker)
she was a friend of
Annie Sprinkle
and I (stump)
read about her (fucker)
in the tabloids

it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)
it's a standard evening
(la la la la la la)

ohhhhhhhhhh!
she had a deformity
didn't use it with any conformity
that i could see
she had a stump
that's right she had a stump
you know it wasn't too sweet - more like a piece of meat
she had a thing that wasn't really a leg
it was a piece of flesh it was attached to her knee
and it was the only way that she could get off
i used to hear them late at night
i used to hear them in the back room
she's be fucking men in the rump with her stump
that's the way you make a man scream
they go - oh oh oh - ah - ah -ah ahh - ah -ahh ah urgh!
when you fuck rump with your stump
whoo-hoo ah - ah ahh - ah -ahh ah argh!
oh that friend of Annie's, man, she was something else
i use to get so excited when i watched her
i would go in to the bathroom
and find myself something wooden
and fuck myself too-ooh ooh ooh ooooh

it's a standard ..
(evening paper - get it all here - evening paper)
... evening
it's a standard....
do it again but not that much
... evening