Report Sightings of Clowns Here

Have you seen a Clown in recent weeks who is bothering your community with their nefarious japes?

Are you scared to sleep at night due to Clowns congregating after dark making a hullabaloo?

Do you suspect that one of your family is involved with Clowns and is in danger of being Turned?

If you think you can help us catch and neutralise this pestilence that has descended on the streets of the United State of England, please support your country by reporting them here.



F - Fill your Day with Monotonous tasks

E - End Association with Free Thinking

A - Allow the Government Full Reign

R - Revolution is Not an Option

Say NO to Clowns